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I still haven’t recovered from this

Hey guys! :) I just want you all to remember that SOCIAL DISTANCING is IMPORTANT in order to minimize the contraction of COVID-19. :) So make sure to STAY in your HOMES. :) Even if you are at a YOUNG AGE and have NO PRIOR HEALTH ISSUES, it’s still important to be MINDFUL of those who are of OLDER AGE and have HEALTH ISSUES that could potentially INTERFERE with their RECOVERY if they contract the CORONAVIRUS. :) So as a SERVICE to your COMMUNITY, it’s important to remain ENCLOSED in your HOME. :) STUCK, if you will. :) Now go do something FUN from the CONFINES of your HOUSE. :) Perhaps play some VIDEO GAMES with your ONLINE FRIENDS? :) :) :)

Uhhh so I can tell y'all for sure he WASN’T eating that eggplant….

so you're just gonna scroll past without saying meowdy???

Tyler, 23, Pi Kappa Alpha. I love working out and producing EDM music. Just here for some quick fun, not trying to catch feelings.

I wish Kim Jong-Un would hurry up and end our suffering

Get out of my roOM IM PLAYING M I N E C R A F T

“We are more than a bit concerned with the Benihana egg trick called for in the script. I’ve tried it and can only get it 1 out of 4 tries, and I’ve seen Benihana chefs flub the manoeuver when they have an entire grill as target. Mads has to crack his eggs into a 8-inch diameter skillet. The props Master calls his guy. The Production Manager calls in his guy. I call my guy. On the morning of the shoot we have 8 dozen eggs and 3 Japanese chefs with their hands made up to be hand doubles.  I guess I don’t have to tell you that when Mads arrives on set, he just tosses an egg up in the air and the egg breaks on the spatula. No problem. Unbelievable. I insist it was a lucky fluke but he does it again. I accuse him of practicing when I wasn’t looking but he laughs (as if he has time to practise egg-cracking between scenes) and tells me he was a juggler in his youth.” [x] And here we all thought we’d have a million outtakes of Mads flubbing the egg trick…