Looking For Myself

my emergency survival kit is just gonna be a dog. maybe a bandaid.

let’s say, hypothetically, i did the mash. and, for the sake of debate, let’s say it was a monster mash. would that, hypothetically speaking, mean that it would be a graveyard sm

date a girl who eats books

i keep saying “it is what it is” but like what is it

Totally not a cult

new copypasta

what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

that’s pussy babe!

cops are terrorists in the worst possible way

Retail workers will be literally attacked on the job and we can’t defend ourselves, but these meaty fascists get to curbstomp you for having an “attitude” (read: anything they want)

Vandalism doesnt change the system, it just slows it down and costs money. And no costing money won't change things either. It just goes on the national debt.

are you...talking to the cockatoo