Ginger Thunder

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

i used to publish papers with her but she took et al in the divorce

His husband is the pokemon fan and picks out a different pokemon plush to sit in the background of each episode. Its ADORABLE.

Oh snap!

As an engineer, this makes me happy.

If only one loop of this gif were equal to one second…

watching this while listening to a clock ticking is the best decision i have ever made

"FOOD FOR THE FOOD BOWL!"

And I worked with a man called Squidward. And he was a Protestant man, but we were the best of friends. But by God, he was crabid as a bag of cats. He was an auld grump. And he'd be big into the flutes and the Oboes and things like that. He lived in a big stone head.

Reblog to give your mutuals a mini pumpkin in the palm of their hands. 🎃