who even knows anymore:)

No matter which task you have ahead of you, at least you are not the fire nation soldier who had to inform Ozai about how and why the siege on the north failed

Can we also get an F in the chat for the Fire Nation soldier who had to inform Ozai that the Avatar was freed from the Pohuai Stronghold by some sword wielding punk in theater cosplay? 

Plot twist he thinks Ursa is the Blue Spirit

people really love to say “no one is pro abortion” and I’d like to clarify that I’m very pro-abortion. I think abortion is good and we should make it super accesible and easy.

“Abortion is good actually” is a take we don’t see often enough. It’s not a tragic-but-necessary procedure, nothing is being lost, abortion is a good thing and we should absolutely stop treating it like somethinge we have to put up with

why doth the human body ooze when provoked

theres an ooze for just about every brand of human provocation and plainly i am sick of it

was going to elucidate on this matter but then realized i was accidentally inventing the four humors again

listen, when i go to open my mouth & what comes out is 12 degrees of seperation from what the original topic was, u need to connect the dots bitch. think fast. i’m not gonna hold ur hand but we’re leaving now and visiting every topic along the line. wave it goodbye, don’t get hung up on it

i really am, from the bottom of my heart, an actual fucking idiot

this is my favorite Star Wars post

I love it

Oh my gosh

I really love this post

I love seeing people like dance in their cars or like subtly shake their hips or whatever when standing in line like yeah that's the right attitude just groove babey !

An activate charcoal AND grapefruit smoothie called "what will your meds do ;)"

Wait no this was a joke

you're on antidepressants and you drink this you meet the devil

Also incredibly important

Also, on the off chance the activated charcoal doesn’t immediately suck everything out of your body, grapefruit is literally the (second) worst possible thing you can eat or drink when you’re on medication, as it interacts with a LOT of them, and you should always double check- https://www.fda.gov/consumers/consumer-updates/grapefruit-juice-and-some-drugs-dont-mix

O.o

As a health advisor, I can confirm. Do not take activated charcoal unless you need it and do not mixed grapefruit with most medication including antidepressants.