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ever since i was a little girl i knew i was doomed to take things too seriously and think about them forever

when god closes a door i lock it

just did a hit of pillow and blanky

once again i love how star wars takes place in a massive galaxy with thousands of planets and billions of people, and yet every bounty hunter knows each other personally

It's called networking babe

when Boba Fett adds you on LinkedIn you know you've made it

the only thing i'll ever love romantically is the moving image and the only thing i'll ever be sexually attracted to is music

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

if I just had the presence of mind and the wherewithal and the chutzpah and the bandwidth and the executive function and the energy and the mental resources and the spoons and the right attitude and the capacity and the gumption and th

Men will take psychedelics and have realizations I had while I was a mosquito sucking blood out of an antelope in a previous life