Sup....

what are you talking about this is still top tier comedy

The only truly funny movie.

kinda mad it cut off at “are those anal beads?”

people do this to whites as well

“You’re white but you’re not white-white. Like, you’ll get angry because someone has an accent when speaking English but you don’t fuck your cousins.”

I WOULD LIKE TO REPORT A MURDER

This is the coolest fucking thing, and don’t try and tell me otherwise.

Oh my god I have people who need to know this

Life is so fucking cool

That’s absolutely gorgeous, but just remember: There’s nothing wrong at having scars 💗

If you pretend like you’re flicking or hitting him as soon as he hits the screen it is so entertaining

I LITERALLY JUST SAT HERE FLICKING MY SCREEN FOR 5 MINUTES.

actually cackling

This is gold