I Dont Know What To Put..

The fact that you can just "own" a piece of the Amazon from bumfüork wherever is still pretty bad news

The Eternal Swede is at again.

Look, everyone! He has a name.

Well it about time that we know what his fucking name was.

this is somehow cuter

Prince Buckethead was my father, you can call me Prince Florian

I’m trying my very hardest not to burst out laughing in the middle of class, send help I’m choking

PRINCE FLORIAN “CHARMING” BUCKETHEAD

Absolutely no one is going to question the fact that he stood in snow-white’s garden pretending to be a scarecrow for hours, standing still?

It’s amazing how people in the notes and comments are absolutely FURIOUS at me for the included Frozen comparison. Special shout out to everyone trying to prove that real people look like this.

How humans draw themselves is always fascinating to me

op why are you speaking like you aren’t human i’m scared

Eh…perhaps read my blog description.

god telling me why she chose to welcome me into heaven 

#my first hour after getting the Pfizer vaccine

ALSKSJSKALSK SO APPARENTLY ALIENWARE MADE A PROTOTYPE ULTRAWIDE CRT IN 2008

Looking at those vents I can only assume that this thing sounds like an airliner taking off and can be used to heat your entire house.

if I die please don’t let my mom bury me with a ugly wig. Please let her know 28 inches of Brazilian wavy with a silk lace closure is what I wanted. Thank you.

28 inches and a silk lace closure? ima rob your grave.

I’d deadass come back to life like Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen and fight you like I was number 1

Every day my joints are shocked and disgusted that I would use them for their intended purpose.

“You touch it? Ok cool. Remind me, who is your God?”