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the TSA's dick detector is the epitome of security theater. how many times have you ACTUALLY caught a woman trying to smuggle a small bomb in her panties

i mean average sized bomb

it’s bc im on that damn phone honestly

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

turn your attention to The Character

i love making art

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(writes something) god this sucks so bad. this is awful. i'm the worst writer ever. this is nothing. (rereads it a while after writing it) oh dude this is fire. i'm the god of writing. (writes something again) god this sucks so bad. th

women are like diamonds: synthetically-produced women are not meaningfully different from naturally-formed women, and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is probably trying to justify keeping their women mines open

Women are like diamonds since they are composed primarily of carbon.

we are NOT bringing 4chan incel terminology to this site, take that "foid" out of your post and go wash your blog out with soap