those superhero movies that try to be like gritty and dark are so funny to me im sorry….. like that dude is wearing an outfit lol

Eboy this...egirl that.... And what am I ? An ediot...

what if we were sitting in a field and i plucked some grass and put it on your knee. what then?

im obsessed w/ putting hearts after everything i say. doesn’t even matter what it is <3 the heart is going there <3

avril lavigne was right. what the hell

i like quizes i like clicking buttons i like results

i’m trying2be kinder to myself but this bitch is so fucking stupid

*feels deeply but cannot explain*

its always "objects in the mirror are closer than they appear" until im fucking parallel parking and it looks like im all up on their ass and when i get out of the car theres enough space for me to start a small business like qdagwbsbeje AAAAAAA

good fucking lord i would just like to spend so long walking around a museum that my feet hurt by the end of the day. maybe pop into the gift shop. grab a latte on the way home. jesus christ

when the 60s said miniskirts with knee-high boots they were right

deleting files is such a rush… freeing up disk space… oh baby