"Taller Man," moaned John.

y yo a tí, Brute?

It's not even Halloween yet

Shut up It’s always Halloween

beg for your life, tennis boy

straight guy geologist describing a vertically oriented igneous intrusion to his buddy: it’s a . well. i’m not sure i can reclaim this one just get over here

heyyyy to all the women out there i hope you get to have a pasta dinner soon. to men i hope you are repenting

sunsets after 7pm now !!!!!!!!!!! we made it guys !!!!!!!!!!!!

Guys those greedy bastards in the northern hemisphere are stealing our FUCKING SUN!!

Orbital physics and axial tilt said it's our turn to use the sun.

albatrosses will wipe the floor with any species of bird you choose to compare them to. they’re the Most, or at least Extremely, by almost every metric

wingspan. lifespan. intricacy of mating dances. devotion to monogamy. investment in offspring. ability to circumnavigate the globe. literary symbolism that is flexible but not to the point of meaninglessness. eyeliner quality. I could go on

i need a coffee table book of every image ive ever reblogged