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99% of migraine experiencers take painkillers before the angelic visions start making sense

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

this for real fucking works

dom who sticks their fingers down your throat, asks you a question, and laughs when you try to answer

Yes, yes, the dentist.  We’ve all been there.

If you're wondering why there's so much resistance to the idea of a 4-day work week, or why automation hasn't actually led to people working less like it was supposed to...

you go to block a porn bot and it has a picture of you as its icon

i'm here to let you know your sentence long post did not account for every single human experience. please delete it immediately and apologize with tears

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

with faith and perseverance, one day we will sauté the horrors

people will be like ‘i fucking hate wizardywizardposts.tumblr.com they wont shut up about magic’ abnd its like. what do you want out of this website. nobody made you follow the wizard blog with evil spells, powers, beams, etc. you are in direct control of the number of wizards on your dashboard at any given time

this is the most curated website left on this putrid rock. i saw the grotesque pink homunculus icon blog ONCE and then never again because i simply chose not to follow the kind of person who would reblog them. this shit is easy. its so easy to just straight up have a good time on your computer here guys. it ony some blogs