:p

You hate me, bexcuse you hate me.

Becose I suck

go to hell

“you wear that a lot” yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,

if she wants cereal for breakfast ill start growing wheat idgaf

he got that 30 day free trial pussy

and brother, i forgot to unsubscribe

This blog is only for fuckups, burnouts, losers, criminals and the mentally ill btw

i have never been more instantly influenced by media than when i was a kid in middle school or maybe freshman of hs and witnessed that scene in adventure time where finn eats a sandwich and drinks a whole glass of milk or orange juice i forget which and immediately takes a nap on the couch while smiling. i remember pausing the tv, going to the kitchen, fixing myself up with that exact setup and then falling asleep. completely drone-like in its execution. i’ve never been hypnotized like that by anything before or since