this aint no party, this aint no disco

In the drive to or from Florida Texas was always a 2 day event. West Texas on 10 has to be one of the more dull drives that exist, thankfully there's rest stops every 80 miles or so.

the weed dispensaries should ask if you would like to round up your purchase to donate to PBS. and if you say yes you get to scan a QR code that gives you 30-day free access to the full run of antiques roadshow. this is how drugs can win the war on drugs again.

IMPORTANT PSA! If you contribute to PBS or any local public broadcasting subsidiary at $5/mo ($60/yr) or above, you gain access to PBS Passport, which has a tremendous library of public broadcast programs available…including the full run of antiques roadshow

remembered that like after panic stopped being good brendon urie was suddenly doing backflips onstage and id like to know when he learned to do that bc either 2006 brendon was capable of turning that out the whole time or he started abusing coke in adulthood and decided now is as good a time as any to learn gymnastics maneuvers i guess. either one is nuts

a printer error is an attempt from god to get you to kill yourself but you must be stronger and you must must must beat the printer to death with a large object like object

Unlike Argentines, who only have nazi grandpas, the United States is way more advanced and forward thinking regarding that. They have nazi uncles, cousins, etc. serving on their police forces and military right now! See, they're keeping up with the times, much more modern!

“Medieval peasants couldn’t handle my Spotify playlist” but could YOU handle a medieval bard relaying the epic of Beowulf over the course of an hour? Humble yourself.