The Life and Times of Deeds

man: BE GONE YE HARLOT WITH YOUR INSIDIOUS TEMPTATIONS 

Peaches and Cream Cake

Vanilla Beans Crepes with Peaches and Cream

Peaches and Cream Bars

PEACHES AND CREAM DESSERT TACO BOATS RECIPE

No Bake Peaches and Cream Cheesecake Parfaits

PEACHES AND CREAM FLUFFY BUTTERMILK PANCAKES

PEACHES AND CREAM OVERNIGHT OATS

PEACHES AND CREAM ROLL BREAD

Simple Crepe Recipe with Peaches and Cream

PEACHES ‘N’ CREAM CHIA SEED PUDDING PARFAITS

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IN THE LEGEND, THEY BASICALLY SENT SOMEONE TO TROY TO SAY “THIS HORSE IS FOR ATHENA, NOT YOU, SO OUR RETREAT BACK TO GREECE IS SAFE. DON’T TRY TO TAKE IT. IT WON’T FIT THROUGH THE GATES OF YOUR CITY, SO THERE’S NO WAY YOU DICKS CAN STEAL IT AND PRETEND YOU GOT IT FOR ATHENA. NOT FOR TROJANS.”

AND THEN TROY WAS LIKE “YOU’RE NOT OUR DAD. WE WON THIS WAR AND WE’RE TAKING YOUR STUPID HORSE AS A TROPHY SO WE’LL ALWAYS REMEMBER HOW BAD GREECE IS AT DESTROYING TROY.” 

AND A FEW TROJANS WERE LIKE “THIS IS A TRICK” AND TRIED TO EXPOSE IT AS A TRICK BUT THE REST OF THE TROJANS WOULD HAVE NONE OF IT BECAUSE EVERYONE WAS SWEPT UP IN THE THRILL OF VICTORY, AND ALSO BECAUSE THE GODS KEPT SENDING SNAKES TO STRANGLE ANYONE WHO SAID ANYTHING, BECAUSE THE GREEK GODS HAD NO WORD FOR “SUBTLETY”

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