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has anybody seen my pet piece of paper. his name is walter he is very fragile but very adventurous. i should never have left the window open in my tenth story apartment

Man's life is hanging by a thread and he still finds breath to be a hater, that's dedication

you can recognize yourself through the fictional character. but watch out

Its hard to use parking lot without smashing into lots of other cars but thabkfuly i think its cheap to get it fixed so no harm no fowl

you probably thought today was a normal Monday. nooooope. strong as fuck ice mummy again, sorry.

i’m online and ready to look at a picture!

please do not engage i am better as a concept

people b saying things so definitively. like man i think it depends

guys aren't comically getting their red heart covered boxers exposed after they get their pants pulled down anymore. Due to wokeness

babygirl you won't believe the amount of popular things i don't know

if tumblr explodes you can address a letter to my url and place it in any hollow log. to be clear i will not receive it. but it is an action you can take