Have a Nice Day!

you have to keep blogging. there are lesbians who like your posts

When your doctor prescribes you the generic

every time someones says "hey how are you" and i say "good" and forget to add the "how about you?" i feel like i've missed a quicktime event

I think many of the gimmick blogs here have forgotten the fine tradition of making oddly specific blogs. Adding useless quips onto other people's funny posts contributes nothing. A blog that is a gallery of objects which resemble bugs having sex? This contributes something.

For years I followed a blog, and all it ever posted was extremely grainy poorly-cropped images of Widowmaker. No captions, no comments, nothing. That's a good blog right there.

re: that recent post an interesting thing about being an any pronouns user is that most cishet people will hear that and immediately go "oh thank god I can just call you the normal girl pronouns" and many queer people will go "okay got it I'll use they/them and apologize if I ever fuck up and use a different one" and it's like. okay. you're actually both kind of whiffing it in different ways.

growing up sucks because you realize $1000 isn’t a lot of money

everyone's "well-adjusted" and "mentally healthy" until the "sometimes I wish I'd never been born at all" part of Bohemian Rhapsody comes on

thank you for your super-relatable input, anne rice's son