MAGIC

Man I hate people who are like, super verbal about hating cats. NOBODY cares that you don’t like cats. Also I think you’re a bitch ass

I'm the modern Oracle of Delphi but instead of breathing in ground vapors to bring about visions I just drink an extra large french vanilla iced coffee and vibrate until I am tuned in

I’m sorry this is just funny

I have nostalgia for days long past and things never experienced. Friends that I don’t connect with anymore, hobbies that I havent tried, the simplicity of young childhood, books I haven’t read, mysteries I haven’t solved, things I haven’t collected.

I desperately need to go and sit in an old library or bookshop with dim lights and candles burning and be surrounded by books and breathe in the smell this is non negotiable

Every time i eat popcorn i think of this now

ok but is it too much to ask that i be chosen to join a secret society, from which my life is full of mysticism, romance, and occasional mortal peril?

i wanna know who spent a once-in-a-lifetime event to take this horrifying aesthetically-pleasing picture

A forgotten god cannot run my life any worse than I am currently running it myself.

Bog mummy take the wheel