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imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

Why do all minotaurs in media have nipple rings. Who's piercing their nipples. and How do I qualify for this job.

labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

theres a new villain roaming around new york that has all the powers of a tapir. give me an hour or two im gonna go google what the fuck tapirs do ill let you know if we need to be scared

OK it seems if you are fruits or berries this is really really bad news for you otherwise youre fine

one sup of this will have you demanding the news

has anyone else noticed that it feels really good to accelerate in a vehicle and really bad, painful even, to hit the brakes

even simply releasing the accelerator is a deeply uncomfortable sensation and should be avoided at all costs

40 is the most natural, most human speed at which to drive through residential areas

people really watching “shows”… 🙄 society is spectacle enough

there’s something very beautiful about being able to try again tomorrow

I have been trying tomorrow for the past 3 years

and you still have tomorrow to try again