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Being told what to do is great because then you know what to do

hey dude, idk how much you remember from the party last night but- yeah, everyone saw your want. yeah no it was pretty late and winding down so it was quiet enough that every single person there saw it throbbing and twitching in your chest and so wet with hunger it was glistening under the kitchen light. they said it looked like it was reaching for something

hey, sex pervert question: do you ever think about me even when im not present

i love "bite me" as a retort. your frustrating me, come put your spit and teeth all over me for it. and maybe lick me a little. because i hate you

*genuinely absorbed zero information* got it

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back