Witty Titles Are Overrated

The Ides of March are no lie my favorite day on this webbed site. Nobody else but historians gives a shit. The memes are stellar. The most random thing, but we go full out. It's all I'm gonna see on my dash tomorrow. It's my favorite holiday

did u know: according to scientists, in October the mitochondria turns into the frightochondria and becomes the haunted house of the cell

I'm off to fight God does anyone want anything?

Sorry everyone, God didn't drop anything worthwhile, only soup.

Well get out of the INCREASED SOUP DROP RATE universe

ALRIGHT YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT AT ME, I'LL GO KILL ANOTHER GOD

The other God ALSO dropped soup?????????????????????

what do you mean the other god also dropped soup???????

It means I killed him and he only dropped soup!

GO INTO THE NEXT UNIVERSE

NO MATTER HOW MUCH I TRY TO FARM FOR RARE ITEMS, THE GODS KEEP DROPPING SOUP!

WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO GET RARE DROPS FROM THE SOUP GODS??

Ok so that was the wrong picture

I’m not trying to turn your kids trans; that’s stupid. I’m trying to turn them into socialists.

#for real tho! their gender is their business but class struggle is everyone’s business