M-M-M-MONSTER!

"Came back wrong" but they actually came back exactly the same, it's you who changed, so even though they're here again it still doesn't feel like it used to. You can raise the dead but you can't change that they died and time passed without them

They came back just fine but the first thing they say is "what happened to you?"

The difference between a fetish and a kink is that a fetish grows down from the ceiling but a kink grows up from the floor

yeah like horrific trauma n stuff but literally imagine the ego boost of surviving a saw trap .

saw heritage post

anti-egg vegans are always a hoot. like, she’s not using it. it’s not fertilized. it’s going to rot and attract predators. you want me to just throw it in the trash??

its still animal exploitation, is it not?

do you think a chicken with zero emotional attachment to the egg she popped out feels exploited when that egg leaves the coop?

if that unfertilized egg cracked in the pen there’s not a chicken who would wait 0.002 seconds to slurp that shit down raw and unseasoned but I’m supposed to exploit foreign children farming for slave wages and ship all of their staple crops across the world to me instead. and this feels like the moral high ground to them. alright

"shipping and blorbofication are not inherently at odds with understanding a story's deep themes" and "some people can't grasp the themes of a story because they never learned how to engage with stories outside of the lens of shipping and blorbofication" are two statements that can coexist

you can't kill a linecook in a way that matters they will just be smoking behind the building again tomorrow night

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, CRUSTACEAN.

"if i was orpheus i would simply not turn around" yes you would. if you were orpheus and you loved eurydice, you would. to love someone is to turn around. to love someone is to look at them. whichever version of the myth — he hears her stumble, he can't hear her at all, he thinks he's been tricked — he turns around because he loves her. that's why it's a tragedy. because he loves her enough to save her. because he loves her so much he can't save her. because he will always, always turn around. "if i was orpheus i would simply —" you wouldn't be orpheus. you wouldn't be brave enough to walk into the underworld and save the person you love. be serious

in the club getting psychosexual