Don't Gender Me, Greg

You can lie when you name things

always a little funny to me when filmbros are vehemently anti fanfiction but love to discuss film theories. Maybe my theory is that the 2 main guys sucked each other off. And swallowed

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

Actually, 'Zelda' is the name of the princess. The guy who runs around smashing everyone's pots is just called 'Zelda's monster'.

we almost normalized women armpit hair so now can we work on normalizing a little bit of bush showing around the edges of your swimsuit

[image description: A book titled "Making a Profit while having intercourse in the tower of commerce with the physical manifestation of the Rules of Aquisition." The cover shows Quark from deep space nine and a shirtless guy in jeans with a scifi-looking book for a head. end id.]