Idek man...

dichotomy? more like dyke hot 2 me #feminism

I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

I did it! It sucked but I did it!

I hate when a tiny stupid thing pushes you over the edge and makes you freak the fuck out because it makes you look like a completely irrational tar pit of a human being. Like no I promise this is warranted just maybe not about that specifically I swear I'm well adjusted. Come closer stick your fingers in my cage

In addition to Pride this year, I'm also doing Lust, Gluttony, Sloth, and Wrath. Thank you and see you in Dante's inferno.

When will it be my turn to be put down like a sick dog

does the 69 button have a name or are we all calling it the 69 button.

I’m not a girl or a boy I’m saying I’m an insect who dreamt he was a man and loved it. But now the dream is over and the insect is awake. yeah any pronouns is fine

big fan of repetition in poetry. like hell yeah say that shit again

The show is so realistic cause look how much ammo they wasted on two clickers, they’re just like us.