ah fuck it

"why suck the strap" why look at a sunset. why listen to your favourite song. why stop to smell the flowers. come on now

You guys would like my posts a lot more if you had my exact life experiences and internal monologue

Well. You do. So do you like your posts a lot more than everyone else?

I like my posts the most anyone has ever liked anything

I really like this website because somebody will be like “there’s nothing wrong with darting out from behind a parked car into traffic, bootlicker” and you can be like okay this clearly evolved from a valid point about how the US is too car-centric. But something happened to it.

there’s nothing wrong with darting out from behind a parked car into traffic

Been getting really into orange juice lately

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

crawls out of my hole that resembles the grave but isnt. #myholethatresemblesthegravebutisnt

I think it’s normal for people to be mad at each other sometimes even if they’re close friends or family or intimate with each other. Like I think that’s a normal and healthy part of relationships that can happen sometimes

“Why were you on Mad At Me island” because at the time I was mad at you and yet our friendship has weathered that without trouble

I went to Mad At You island because my feelings are my problem. I needed to stomp down the beach until I could sit and watch the sunrise. I built a sandcastle and did some thinking. Then I boarded the good ship You Matter To Me and sailed it all the way to meet you on the Let’s Talk Shore of I Love You Island.

Dead wife but it's a flashback to an amazing sandwich you had 3 years ago

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people