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Jellal: you can trust me

Ok but i ship Cana x Lucy so hard, ngl.

Loke, introducing lyon: Have you met my ex-boyfriend-

My sins are too many and varied to repent. And frankly, I intend to continue sinning so I won’t waste your time.

Mest: So you're saying that by sharing with others I can make their lives better?

Mest: Let me tell my joke! You can't say 'Come in' like the last time! Do it properly!

Jellal: You're rude

[drunk] Jellal: Can you tell me, with any certainty, that in such a vast universe there isn't intelligent life on other planets?

Loke: What do you call a gay person burning?

[texting]

Sting: how did you know I was gunna propose to you?

Erik: Can I be frank with you guys?

Gray: I can't believe all these people with no shirts on. Having no shirt was my thing, and now everyone's doing it to be 'cool'. They're all posers