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*(if prone to some exaggeration)

“phoenix wright defeated manfred von karma with a parrot and a cryptid…and then proved HIM guilty with a metal detector!”

“phoenix wright feel 40 feet into rapids, survived, and only needed one day to sleep off the cold he got before he was back in court!”

“the only time phoenix wright lost a case, he cross-examined an assassin and then the chief prosecutor came back from the dead!”

“phoenix wright was framed and then spent seven years stalking the guy for the perfect opportunity for revenge!”

“phoenix wright swallowed a bottle of poison, glass and all, when he was in college!”

“phoenix wright got hit by a car, flew 30 feet through the air, hit a phone pole and then walked it off!”

“phoenix wright overthrew a dictator!”

“phoenix wright defended an ORCA!”

but then if you ever meet him he’s just

Witness: He walked in and shot the guy

What actually happened:

calling women their heroes, telling women they want to be just like them when they’re grown up

men being fondly told anecdotes of how they’re acting just like their lady mentors at that age

how everyone can see so much of those women in them

Blackquill: Hmph, you DEFENSE ATTORNIES, all you care about is the money you can scam out of your clients……

Phoenix:

Otp Challenge: Day 7, Cosplaying

And for the whole week after: