Random Ramblings

(Smugly, confidently) I’m the most fuckable subject in this evil as fuck laboratory

if i just work hard enough and help enough people then maybe one day i can make up for the horrible sin of existing while flawed. everyone else doesnt have to do this though it's just me. i'm uniquely abhorrent

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

"I hate when the skeletons on decorations aren't anatomically accurate." A Halloween skeleton isn't the same as what's inside you, idiot. It's different. A Halloween skeleton is, like. A guy or something. It's an animal.

If Halloween skeletons had bones like ours instead of hollow bones like that of a bird, they wouldn't be able to play their ribcages like xylophones. You sound so fucking uneducated right now.

guy who's having gauzy idealized wife flashbacks for the whole adventure but it turns out she isn't dead or anything he just really misses her and wants to get home

“make friends” who am i doctor franking stein

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats