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You can tell he's having second thoughts in that second pic. Too bad I'd already harvested his oysters as a trail snack, and we're already miles from the the resort. He could run but let's face it, he'll just end up getting eaten by jaguars or caimans or pirahnas. He's gonna be eaten either way, at least with me he knows he'll be getting the gourmet treatment he deserves.

Leonardo Sampaaio keeps blowing up like a balloon. He wants to reach 300 lbs, but I guess he’s just going to cross it easily one day. That car almost hit him, but that’s no problem, ‘cause he has his own airbag protecting his once famous abs. Acting like he just came out of the gym, but he worked out at the all you can eat-buffet instead. What a big fat porker!

Bro posts a mirror selfie every morning like he's unveiling a superhero physique, meanwhile the mirror is working overtime trying to fit his entire torso into one frame. The funniest part is the bicep flex. My guy will twist himself into a pretzel, hold his breath for twenty seconds, push his arm against the wall, find the perfect lighting, and somehow still end up looking like the before picture in a fitness ad. He captions it: "Summer body loading! 😤💪" Brother, summer body already loaded, several summers ago. Every thirst trap looks like he's convinced he's still the star quarterback from high school, while his shirt buttons are filing workplace safety complaints. He'll flex one arm so hard a vein appears for half a second, completely ignoring the fact that the rest of the photo looks like a family-sized pizza won the battle for territory. And the confidence is incredible. This fatso stares into the mirror thinking: "Yeah, they're gonna go crazy for this one." Meanwhile the only thing going crazy is the waistband fighting for its life. At some point it stops being a thirst trap and becomes a cry for help from the fabric industry. The biceps are saying ‘gym rat’, but the rest of the flabby body is saying ‘all-you-can-eat VIP member’. The real MVP isn't the flex, it's the phone camera for staying focused under those conditions.

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This fatso had killer abs and a killer body when he was still single, but since getting into a relationship he acquired quite the killer appetite and now he’s only killing belts and buttons of far too tight pants. Getting soft and round, big boy!

What are you always flexing in those mirrors, fatty? The only muscle that’s trained in your flabby body is your jaw muscle from all the eating. At a certain point he wrote “I got a haircut”. I guess it’s time go on a cut yourself now, chubbs. The bulk is taking a bit too long, it seems.

Even more pigtures of the wonderful submission I received from @jake-is-still-a-drunk from when this pudgy porker just started gaining weight in 2024. Just notice the look on his face when he looks at his phone and realises his jiggling chub is on full show, because his tight shirt can’t keep it in anymore. This fatso’s days really just seem to exist of eating, or should I say gorging on all kinds of fatty food, sleeping and playing video games or being lazy. He also needed to adjust those snug shorts all the time, because they kept riding up on his chunky legs. Since then he bought a lot of clothes in much bigger sizes, but he’s still growing out of them, because he keeps putting on weight like there’s no tomorrow.

I can't help but keep bulking

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Leonardo Sampaaio has some big biceps, but I’m sure his enormous round gut is even bigger and it’s growing even faster. What are you storing in there, you fat slob? It’s certainly not discipline, I guess.

This favourite fatso is really the gift that keeps on giving. He can't lift his arms without revealing his soft paunch hanging over the snug waistband of those ridiculously tight 'sports shorts'. You get the irony that he's never using them to practice any sports, 'cause he's always sitting down on his lazy fat ass, while gulping on energy drinks. God knows where he needs that extra energy for... Probably to pig out even more, I guess. Look how massive he looks when he really stretches out his bulging gut, even in that XXL hoodie. As if that wasn't already enough, he also started twerking with his big bubble butt. Gotta use them curves, fatty!

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HBD to this fabulous tank! 🎉