How To Set Yourself On Fire

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stop deactivating

i thought we all agreed we were here forever

when the author describes someone dying and you can just tell they’ve never actually died by the way it’s written

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

I don't think this is true, but I will wait for a ruling by the sacred boar that lives in the center of the earth

dude imagine if a hog saw this

wouldn’t be nearly as many mushrooms is all I’m saying

they can't stop you from thinking about gay sex on company time

next dynamic were sexualizing is that of a bull and a toreador

i love being sober and talking to drunk people at parties cause i asked a guy “if you were a wizard what kind of spells would you cast” and i know he wasnt lying when he said “summon creatures”

9 Year Anniversary of the LA Gang War that threatened Markiplier’s life

It’s been a decade since an LA Gang War has threatened Markiplier’s life