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Last week I dropped the Ultimate Homestuck Recap that summarized the webcomic that once dominated the internet, particularly Tumblr.

Today I bring you what it was all for, a video essay called Homestuck Is Good, Actually.

If you were wondering, "Homestuck, really? In 2025?" The answer is yes. This isn't ironic. It's 100% sincere. I love Homestuck. And I think you should, too. Let me tell you why. Let me tell you about… Homestuck.

senshi... old lost session. not sure what his would be. blood, perhaps? chilchuck strikes me as a time player just bc he's shorter lived, and dealing with traps is a dangerous game. chilcorpses everywhere. feeds into the disposable half foot thing in a way that would be interesting to explore

some of the parties could be not actually playing the game and just wandering in it

i think falin's planet should be where the dungeon is. it's such a huge part of her character. and she'd LOVE catching frogs. land of dungeons and frogs ?

laios as a knight of void just fits i think. perhaps he would help falin with catching the frogs and get distracted by monsters 😭

i remember talking about this before and saying laios would prototype his sprite with like, a monster manual or something and cause really dangerous imp mutations

KANAYA: The Collection And Mixture Of Genetic Material That Is Processed Through The Mother Grub Into Millions Of Eggs

LAIOS: Wow!! Has anyone ever tried adding non-troll DNA to the slurry?

ROSE: I understand you're a student of the dark arts, Marcille.

MARCILLE: Hey, they're only called that because of short-sighted elven laws! Magic is just magic.

ROSE: Oh trust me, I couldn't agree more. In fact, I may have dabbled once or twice in the practice of forbidden majyyks myself. Have you ever seen the birth of a universe?

MARCILLE: N-No?

ROSE: Would you like to?

JANE: --and then you whisk until the egg forms peaks when you lift it up, like this see?

SENSHI: Mm mmm.

JANE: But the real chef's secret to a meringue is this, my patented Crockercorp Lemonator Concentrate. The essence of 10,000 lemons in a single drop!

SENSHI: That would pair very well with living armor, perhaps in a soup made of dragon bone broth...

JOHN: i like your cat! she gets annoyed when i stop scratching her chin haha.

MARCILLE: That's weird... Usually Izutsumi only lets girls pet her...

TEREZI: SO HOW D1D YOU TWO M33T 4NYW4Y? >:]

CHILCHUCK: Online dating. We matched on Fapr.

nobody knows the lore behind this drawing other than it's a homestuck lineup so i'm here to give it to you. first of all tavros was left out of the math problem because otherwise it would be more difficult to solve with another person.second of all this drawing was made for a humanstuck au called apartmentstuck where john rose dave and jade are all roommates. there was a whole storyline with relationships and family drama but the artist deleted everything so there are only a few snapshots of it on the wayback machine as well as this post

hello homestuck kinnies that live in my computer