safety first, safety second, coolness third

“you wore that yesterday!” have you not heard of a washing machine?? (i didnt wash it)

it is november again which means i am feeling nothing and i am feeling everything

Seasonal Affective Disorder is just emotional scurvy, all my core wounds are reopening and they won't be fixed until the big lemon in the sky comes back

"I hate when the skeletons on decorations aren't anatomically accurate." A Halloween skeleton isn't the same as what's inside you, idiot. It's different. A Halloween skeleton is, like. A guy or something. It's an animal.

If Halloween skeletons had bones like ours instead of hollow bones like that of a bird, they wouldn't be able to play their ribcages like xylophones. You sound so fucking uneducated right now.

What's wrong babe? The horrors of reality sinking in again?

whoops lost myself for about eight years there

women with deadpan humor get behind me. a man is about to miss your joke and explain that what you said is not accurate

i automatically see the beauty in everything and that’s why i can never lose

Damn right we do cause we a got Seto Kaiba’s routing and account numbers

30 day free trial of being ok

Pee changing color depending on ur hydration is very intuitive game desigm

my kink is when people tell me they were thinking about me

One thing about me is that I'm just so so so so so so so sleepy all the time

“i can fix him” girl you are WORSE than him