posting on this website is like being a court jester performing for other rival fools

clown regionals

let’s go girls! *is snatched and carried off by harpies*

getting sad at night for no reason is my best talent

whats wrong with you? you got some sort of……..some sorta syndrome? you got a syndrome or something? youre tryna tell me youve got like, a syndrome

[goes to doctor]: whats wrong with me doc. tell me the ‘prognosis’ doctor: well, its looking as if you have some kind of syndrome [thinking] hmm.. thats not good

i diagnose you with symptoms syndrome

sorry to say but it seems you’ve got problems disorder

oh, do you not have darkvision? fucking idiot.

@ mutuals and friends i have a private shitpost twitter im trying to use more so…. dm me if you want it

ahh… the plot chickens….

Oh these are FUN. Thanks for making this table!

@dovewithscales >:)

I love doing things like these. I probably wouldn’t randomize it though. I’d go with one that fits the scenario and won’t ruin anyone’s fun.

hmm . might fuck around and decompose in the woods :/

why are we still here? just to suffer? every day i get emails

Weird how every career is depressing except for being a clear stream untouched by mankind in the mountains

I’d like to stick my hands into some soil some damp earth

when i see nightshade growing in the wild and point it out it is literally impossible for me to do so without hunching over, gesturing at it with shaking, curled fingers, and saying “ooooh, deadly niiiiIIIghtshade” in the voice if a 900 year old witch trying to trick travelers into buying overpriced potions and wares