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Arthur: Hi, sorry I’m late. I was doing a couple of things and got distracted. Lancelot: I’m “a couple of things”. Guinevere: I’m “got distracted”.

Mordred: Guess what I'm about to get! King Arthur: On my nerves.

Yuebei Xing: Hey, Huaguang Dadi, what do you think it would be like if we had kids? Huaguang Dadi: What would it be like? Inconvenient, mostly. Yuebei Xing: No, I mean, what would they be like, the kids? You ever think about it? Huaguang Dadi: Can't really say I have. Yuebei Xing: You know, for someone as eccentric as yourself, you can be boring as fuck sometimes. Huaguang Dadi: Sorry, Yuebei Xing. For what it's worth, I'm picturing them now. A boy and a girl. Two perfect little freaks of nature raised by people who've clearly got no business bringin' up anybody.

King Arthur , gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe? Queen Guinevere: Yeah, sure. *A few minutes later* Queen Guinevere: Here you go. King Arthur : *not getting help with his garden* Sir Lancelot: *trying not to laugh* Mordred: Why am I here?

Lancelot du Lac: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed. Guinevere: Guinevere: I'm gonna tell him. Arthur Pendragon: Don't you dare.

Guinevere: Sir Lancelot annoyed me today so I told him that I can’t wait to see what they have planned for our special day tomorrow. Arthur Pendragon: There is nothing special about tomorrow. Guinevere: Yes, but there is something special about watching the color leave their face as panic takes over.

Guinevere: Have we ever told you that we love you with all our whole hearts? King Arthur: For the love of all that is holy, I am not taking you guys to McDonalds. It’s 2am! Lancelot: Mean.

Yuebei Xing: Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they're a wide-eyed mess. Jidu: What the fuck kind of Subway are you going to? Luohou: Substitute teachers deal with so much. Huaguang: *sweating*.

SunJidu: Okay, two person huddle. SunLuohou: You can't huddle with two people. This is just a hug.

Mordred, T-posing in the doorway: Greetings, uncle. King Arthur, not looking up from their tea: Good morning, problem child.

Louhuo: What have you done with my sister? Huaguang: Nothing. Why, do you think I should?

King Arthur: I have yet to encounter a problem where a sword didn't factor into the solution at least in some way.

Seth: *spins around in chair ominously* I’ve been expecting y- *chair continues to spin* shit *tries to stop spinning* shit *tries to grab a table to stop spinning* sHIT *falls out of chair*

Huaguang Dadi: Will you date me? Breathe if yes, recite the Bible in Japanese if no. Yuebei Xing: 初めに、神は天と地を創造されました。 Huaguang Dadi: What the…? Yuebei Xing: 地球は形もなく虚無であり、暗闇が深海の面を覆いました… Huaguang Dadi: Is that actually the Bible?! Yuebei Xing: …そして神の霊が水面の上に浮かんでいました。 Huaguang Dadi: And you stopped breathing, too?! Yuebei Xing: そして神は「光あれ」と言われました。 Huaguang Dadi: God, it would have been preferable for you to just have beaten me up and called me a creep!