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Freyja: *comes out of the kitchen covered in a white powder and with a horrified expression* Freyja: They got my jewels! Loki: *deadpan* But I see they didn't get your cocaine. Baldr: Oh my father, Freyja has cocaine?! Freyja: *annoyed* This is flour! I hid my jewels in the flour! Loki: Why did you hide your jewels in the flour?! Freyja: 'Cause I didn't think they'd look there! What kind of robbers look in the flour?! Loki: That's the first place they look after the freezer! Freyja: The freezer is my other hiding place! Loki: It's everybody's! The robbers know that, they don't even open drawers anymore!

#norse mythology #freyja #loki #baldr #source: golden girls

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Venus: *sultrily* Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna take a long, hot, steamy bath, with just enough water to barely cover my perky bosoms! Aphrodite: You're only gonna sit in an inch of water?

#roman mythology #greek mythology #venus #aphrodite #source: golden girls

Apollon: And by the way, you have nothing to be guilty about. Hera: *confused* What? I don't feel guilty! Apollon: Oh Hera, by Gaia, you were cleaning out the garage and asked Hephaistos to move a sofa?! Hera: Don't start with me! Apollon: I mean, he's in a wheelchair and you're asking him to do the work of two able-bodied men?! Hera: It was wicker, alright?! Apollon: And the lazy lady? 눈_눈 Ares: Sunny boy, leave her alone, I'm sure she feels bad enough. Hera: Thank you, son. Oh hey, do we have any orange juice? Ares: *scathingly* Sure! Wouldja like me to pour you a glass, or have Hephaistos come in and bring ya the refridgerator, mother?

#greek mythology #apollon #hera #ares #source: golden girls

Seth: *spins around in chair ominously* I’ve been expecting y- *chair continues to spin* shit *tries to stop spinning* shit *tries to grab a table to stop spinning* sHIT *falls out of chair*

Ah, the classic.

#egyptian mythology #seth #source: vine

Huaguang Dadi: Will you date me? Breathe if yes, recite the Bible in Japanese if no. Yuebei Xing: 初めに、神は天と地を創造されました。 Huaguang Dadi: What the…? Yuebei Xing: 地球は形もなく虚無であり、暗闇が深海の面を覆いました… Huaguang Dadi: Is that actually the Bible?! Yuebei Xing: …そして神の霊が水面の上に浮かんでいました。 Huaguang Dadi: And you stopped breathing, too?! Yuebei Xing: そして神は「光あれ」と言われました。 Huaguang Dadi: God, it would have been preferable for you to just have beaten me up and called me a creep!

And this is the story of how Huaguang died and had to reincarnate yet again.

Where did Yuebei Xing learn Japanese? Who cares! She speaks it and will flex it!

#journey to the south #huaguang #yuebei xing #incorrect quotes #burning headache

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teaboot

Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus

teaboot

They say if she made a prophecy Nobody would believe her

edgar-allan-possum

I’ve gotta say, that is exactly the kind of stupid thing that probably would circumvent a curse.

elidyce

Cassandra: YOU ARE ALL GOING TO REGRET THIS SO MUCH YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW.

Odysseus: Regret it why?

Cassandra: You won’t believe me if I tell you. If I prophecy, nobody believes me. That is my curse.

Odysseus: … I’m Nobody. Fill me in.

*A couple of months later*

Odysseus: HELLO PENELOPE, I AM HERE PRECISELY ON TIME AND NOT YEARS LATE incidentally I rescued and adopted a Trojan seer while I was away, she’s great, got me home really fast, Cassandra this is your new mother who’s not going to treat you like shit.

Penelope: … I’m going to need more details, but okay, sure.

Cassandra: *in tears* I love you, new family.

cipheramnesia

Cassandra: Penelope, I’ve had another vision.

Penelope, sighs: Go tell your father.

val-the-bun

sankta-wraith

the original? on my dash?

#reblog #greek mythology #cassandra of troy #odysseus #penelope

So, regarding Liu'er...who raped him?

I'm not naming them all.

#journey to the west #q&a

How would the Greek Gods react if they read the "Percy Jackson" series?

Hell if I know. I haven't read the series, nor do I plan to.

#greek mythology

melodiouswhite

I will always like crunchy peanut butter more than creamy.

One day I will be old and have false teeth and then it will be easier to eat my bread with creamy peanut butter, but I will still like the crunchy version more.

That's it. Have a nice evening.

#me post #peanut butter #reblogged from my main

Yubei xing jidu et luhou ne sont pas triste d ne pas avoir de maman ?

Non.

(I don't speak French well enough to explain. Sorry.)

#journey to the south #q&a

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A quoi ressemble yubei xing jidu et luhou dans l univers new nezha reborn et quelle serait la relation avec leur père ?

Desolée, je parle un tres, tres petit peux de français, mais j'essaierai.

Je ne sais pas. Je n'ais jamais vu New Nezha Reborn.

#chinese mythology #my terrible attempt at speaking french

Vali, about to slay Höðr: What, aren't you gonna put up a fight or something? I mean, just because you're blind doesn't mean- Höðr, seriously suicidal: Yeah, I could, but the last time I touched something close to a weapon, I accidentally killed my beloved twin-brother. I neither want nor deserve to live anymore. Vali: ... I'm just gonna kill you now.

#norse mythology #vali odinson #hödr #hodr #hodr needs a hug #vali is starting to question why odin REALLY asked him to kill this guy

Story idea, where all the gods exist, but religions all over the world have gotten them all wrong and the gods withdrew from the human world, because they got sick of it.

They have international god meetings, where they talk smack, diplomatics and politics and whether or not they should return to the human world.

#mythology #story ideas

Uhm, can others not see my newest posts right now or is it just me?

#me post

Completely frustrated, because I want to draw my version of God.

But even if the heat wasn't killing me rn, the image I have in my head can't be captured with my meager drawing skills.

#me post #christian lore

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bob-artist

When an artist shares their work for free online, it can be easy to assume the art is free for everyone else to use too. So you grab it and include it in your own project, and all of a sudden an artist is mad at you, their fans are calling you out, you’re getting threatened with legal action—or even scarier, the artist’s publisher is threatening you with legal action. One-shot comics and minicomics are especially susceptible to this misunderstanding because often they are seen as viral memes instead of art, or treated as public property. But is this really the case? This guide will help you navigate using art you’ve found online. We’ll start with three basic questions: 1. Do I need to ask permission from the artist? 2. Do I need to give credit to the artist? 3. Do I need to pay the artist? After that, we’ll offer some tips on how to approach the artist.

I wrote an article for Cartoonists United! CU has a great collection of resources to help the art community, and I was really excited to contribute.

If you don't know whether it's safe to use a piece of art you found online, if you don't know how to ask permission to use art, and if you are unsure of how to approach artists, read the article!

And if you're an artist who frequently finds your work being used without permission, spread this around so more people know the etiquette around using art online!

Can I Use That Art? A Guide to Approaching Artists and Cartoonists Online

zibiscusloon

So I got bored and ended up making one of these things

(I love ship bingos but this one caters to my shipper mindset specifically—)

If you’d like you can send me a ship in cause I just wanna be silly and sappy and just yap

(Also this is free to use if any of you want 👍)

Edit: As a result of having to block a few icky ass people I would like to emphasize this is of free use to everyone except pr*shippers y’all can get the fuck out

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