maddie

I think I’m falling behind in pop culture can we stop writing books and making movies until I catch up. something crazy is about to happen to gilgamesh

websites often misjudge how far I will go to avoid ads. "you can't use this site until you turn off the adblock sowwy" I Am Leaving Your Website

this email finds me in a field of sunflowers. i don’t give a fuck anymore

U want something and then when u get it it’s like omg………… I’m scared

I was meant to be a character in a low budget horror movie in 2005 wearing a short sleeved shirt over a long sleeved shirt to signify to the audience that I am an enjoyer of music

[sitting completely still in my own bed] this world is gutting me like a fish

So cool you dont even have to teach cats to use the litter theyre just born with a passion for peeing on sand

Found this really scary new horror game yall should check out. It's called indeed.com and it has a sequel called linkedin

"let people be wrong about you" is such good advice that i am unfortunately physically incapable of following. if i am incorrectly perceived by anyone i will simply start ripping things with my teeth

nurse feratu and dr. acula are ready to see you for your blood tests

oh i get it now! what happened fundamentally and irrevocably changed me forever

adulthood is all about fighting for your life to meet up with your friends at a scheduled time