Meghan Markle, a biracial Black woman, singlehandedly destroying one of the most racist institutions in the western world, ON INTERNATIONAL WOMENS DAY???? We love to fucking see it ladies

pandemic or not why do y’all get so close to people in line at the store

thanks for making me this hot tea bro. Why did the steam make the shape of a skull and crossbones when you stirred it lol

you dont wanna mess with me i cry easily

if you think showing ur kids harry potter will radicalize them u are wrong and u should just instead watch a bug’s life and chicken run. there are gays in there, even. no not “canonically,” shut up, i’m old and in my day we simply UNDERSTOOD when a chicken was a lesbian or a stick bug was a gay man with the telepathic connection between our massive gay brains like the baby geniuses. i took a benadryl

tattletales are lawful evil

Yes, Kevin, I brought my Game Boy to school. Did it bring you joy when you told the teacher? Did it satisfy your bloodlust when she confiscated it from me? You are no paragon of virtue. You are a beast. A vile monstrosity who feeds on suffering. The laws of man may celebrate your deeds, but higher powers may say otherwise.

what the fuck

what the fuck

what the fuck