Look Alive, Sunshine

Oh if people need context for live slug reaction this is the original post. I'm not sure why it's blowing up today but it sure is hilarious

the intimacy of sharing a timezone

So this is what we’ve come to.

Hey everyone else in the notes, I’m the grandson of a professional cat judge and breeder and you literally have to just. Hold cats. To make them used to being handled. Like, they’re gonna get pissed but you’re not hurting them At All I promise. This lil guy is just miffed he’s not being hurt and he’s not thrashing out he’s just an angry baby pls calm down

Yeah, literally all cats have to be socialized or they’re going to be feral. Every kitten starts off as a ball of fury and prickles, it’s just how they are. Hold the grumby babies and they get over it and realize that you’re actually Pretty Cool. It helps if mama is around to make the babies go see you even when they’d really rather not, but even so, they’re just like this and you gotta hold them anyway.

i use ‘!!’ a lot, but it’s honestly like a quiet ‘!!’

#its like when a cat sees something exciting and their pupils get big

my kink is when an npc gives you a side quest but you already completed it without the prompt so you can immediately turn it in for a reward

funny set of events from yesterday is people finding out the pogchamp guy is a qanon covid truther and going to try and purge anything “pog” related from their lexicon, only to double down on “pogging” because it turns out the pogchamp guy really hates that his only legacy is “the pogchamp guy”

whats HTML stand for

and SCENE! that was my impersonation of what i think tumblr would be like in the late 1960’s. just to clarify this is a joke. this isn’t real. there is no beatles erotica here. it’s a bit. it’s a joke

this post is a failure because I was completely willing to accept both John/Paul fanblog and people demanding political positions on the Vietnam War in 2020 without question