My philosophy is that worrying means you suffer 2x

doomsday preppers always keeping rusty tins of food in their basement but never building springhouses and smokehouses and paddocks for future livestock 🤨 those canned peaches are only going to bring you so far babe

are you going to study medicinal herbs and their cultivation or are you just going to keep stockpiling weapons like a little bitch 😩

going to shoot your way out of an infected cut, dumbass?

Thank god for a competent woman.

Even better if said in response to your own sneezes.

i’m sorry but “are you from tennessee because you’re the only ten i see” is funnier with literally any other location. bro are you from capetown because you’re the only cape i town. the only rhode i land. the only ant i arctica. are you from the great lakes region because you’re the only mich i gan. bro are you from the moon. because you’re the only mo i oon

the only miss whose piss i sippie

This is the waiting room before your soul is judged.

I feel terrible laughing at this but this is the exact opposite of those posts of kids supposedly saying deep stuff that’s clearly fake

videos like this are the reason i love tumblr

it’s DIRT

unmute for comically aggrieved farmer

reblogging for the second time because I still laugh uncontrollably. in my mind the cows are trying to be gracious about their strange gift. ‘yes we love it thank u’

@diseonfire future?

“male character gets a girlfriend whos just him but a girl” is one of the worst tropes except for grundgetta from sesame street who rules

God bless costumers, the unsung heroes of visual story telling.

this iconic scene shits on every action movie

I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT THSI GOD FORSAKEN WEBSITE I AM IN SHAMBLES

ANOTHER CLASSIC I LOVE THIS VIDEO

Reading the replies…..we gonna die cause Susan needs to make a statement about compliance 💀