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“When someone loves you, the way they talk about you is different. You feel safe and comfortable.”

— Jess C. Scott, The Intern (via thegoodvybe)

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glumshoe

if two people sleep in a bunk bed do they have to share a monster

sigmaleph

‘our humans are sleeping in bunk beds and we have to share the space under’ is one of the three most popular fanfiction premises in monster AO3

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

“there’s only one under-the-bed”

glumshoe

now THIS is the romance I want to read

30-minute-memes

Need to be mindful for our feathered friends!

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spidersonline

I was in a group interview for a petsmart once, and this girl who had bullied me at our past job was there. We were all told to go around the circle and say why we wanted to work there. All of us sensible folks answered with generic interview stuff like “I love animals” and “I admire the help this company gives to shelters” and all that… then the bully spoke up.

I think of my life as having occurred in four parts. The first part closed with the revelation that songs on the radio are in fact pre recorded and the artists are not being summoned to the station with dark magic every time someone requests their song. The second divider was the first time I tasted custard pie. And the event that launched me here, into the most surreal and disjointed phase of my life, was this girl’s answer to the fateful question “why do you want to work at petsmart?”

And the answer

I shit you not…

“I have a reptile fetish.”

The silence after that statement… the hopelessness, the confusion, the despair in that silence, it fundamentally changed me as a human being. I witnessed cosmic justice at its darkest and its coldest. The universe is powerful, the universe is vengeful, and the universe is merciless.

baetology

Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.

trapbinch

I’m confused, what is left…

trapbinch

Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right

baetology

You really forgot your whole brain.

pussylipgloss

she read this post with her pussy

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pridebrary

2000ish

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cash4bees

Some nerd: Robots aren’t cool!

Me:

Nerd: Holy shit.

Deadass

@dicapito

i love this.

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Lmfaooooo

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Wholesome

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100% sure this’ll be my man 🤣

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ironicbs

….😱

This just made me spit laugh.. this game is incredible. 🤣🤣

cisnowflake

She walked it off though.

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Lmao I gotta download this shit

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mintgoth

just learned that the word “ferret” is derived from the Latin word furittus meaning “LITTLE THIEF” and that a group of ferrets is called a BUSINESS and i am absolutely pleased with this new knowledge

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I am enriched by this knowledge, thank you

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@paissa-brat ?

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