chose a life in circuses

i got jumped on google docs

it's change yourself into something you love sunday

it’s change yourself into something you love monday

scientists have discovered a planet where bruce springsteen is bisexual

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

spin🌪 just won the Whirl Cup

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

that one director who just gotta go

it’s OK ✅ to stalk your mutuals 24/7

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

happy gay ass hand on hip saturday