chose a life in circuses

It’s unchic for men and women to have sex

Joan Baez is the love of everyone’s life I’m not sure if we all knew this

matt johnson’s mother forbade him from watching nirvanna the band the show when he was growing up. "it wouldn't make sense," she'd say "it doesn't make any sense…”

sweatpants and tanktop is the lingerie of the proletariat

those two scottish cunts are mad for walking 500 miles and then 500 more but when you think about how much an uber costs they start talking sense

girl nothing is ever gonna be all the way together just enjoy the bits and pieces #yourfragments

hey girl i mean jude

I’m low-key tired of seeing articles about jkr getting 100k notes every week, why don’t we have some gofundmes go viral

hey this post is almost a year old and all of these ladies still haven't reached their goals yet. please keep this going instead of news story number 900 about the british terf in chief.

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

let's boil uncle in water to reduce his essence into a tincture

it’s so scary that fish teeth sometimes look like people teeth. you’re not supposed to have that. well maybe piranhas are scared of us having piranha teeth. i will reflect on my human centric worldview (folds my hands behind my back and gazes out at the horizon)

you can have sex with music or abstract concepts but we still haven't found a way to have sex with people