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OP change your fucking url

I am absolutely positive if aliens tried to blend in this is what they’d end up looking like

thank you to everyone who’s donated so far! we were able to cover transportation to the courthouse and part of the ticket, but we still need help recovering from this financial blow. keep spreading the word please! 💕

once in my sixth hour we were talking about 9/11 and i announced very loudly “more people died in hurricane maria than in 9/11 but nobody really cares because you can’t use hurricanes to justify imperialism” and then not even 5 seconds later i said “yeehaw my beets.”

man and you were only six hours old

Not to be a commie slut but STI screenings should be free and easily accessible to everyone

And contracting an STI should be shame-free, and we should stop making jokes about them because people who are ashamed don’t seek medical attention

i think rickrolling is the only meme that gets objectively funnier with age. in 2009 you learned to anticipate it but in 2019 it happens just infreqently enough that i fall for it every single time

Men on the political left and right argue over how best to position the boot on women’s neck.

I was gonna scroll right past this but it suddenly resonated with me

What’s happened in Flint is a crime against humanity.

big fan of water bottles tbh. you put water in them and then you can drink it and then you can put more in??? love it