Marshy

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

people are so fucking negative about artfight every year i just want to play drawing characters you will not dim my sparkle im going to have fun

if my name was "wolfgang amadeus" i would also be getting a lot of shit done

reminder that you can just name yourself Wolfgang Amadeus

Why is it easier and more comfortable to sit in a position that actively damages my joints than it is to just sit with okay posture. Why does my body crave its own destruction

playing pve group dungeon modes in mmos is the closest i’ll ever come to truly experiencing what it’s like to be a hive insect. running at top speed everywhere. swarm enemies until they die. collect “item drops” (much like “drops” of our earth’s nectar) etc

imposter syndrome is so funny like fuuuuck i hope nobody finds out im tricking people into thinking im competent by knowing things and doing them

it's been said before but i think it's worth saying again: rose tyler #1 interplanetary union advocate. she will be in mortal danger and her first questions to the aliens will be "so are you getting paid? what's your benefits? do you get days off?" whenever she goes into the past her nosy ass is immediately talking up the locals with "so what're you making? shouldn't you be in school? how long is your lunch break?" you just KNOW rose accidentally (or purposefully) started multiple labor movements across time and space. and she's iconic for that actually

my dog actually loves being shot in the head with 19th century european automatic handguns