i know. i loved them too.

Somebody in a Twitch stream chat was trying to insult a streamer by saying, "You're almost 40, and you've only gotten a tarot card reading once?" And I don't know, I'm still amused by this. I'm in my late 20s and I've also only had a tarot card reading once. One of those ones on the street you pay for. The guy doing my tarot card reading was like, "You're going to join the military," or something like that, and 15 year old me thought to myself, "Okay, well that's not true. So I guess I just got scammed," and then I just never got a tarot card reading since then.

(military recruiter tarot card reader in august of 2001) *draws The Tower* *draws a second The Tower* now that's not supposed to happen

i just can't enjoy fanart of my blorbo if he's got the hairline and volume of a much younger man. please stop de-baldifying my blorbo

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

Destiny Heritage Post

horror novel: he sniled, but it wasn't sneetly. it wasn't sneetly at all.

you guys do realise walking doesn't actually move you anywhere right? it just destroys you entirely and places a perfect copy of you right in front of where you were standing

When that post nut clarity hits and you remember that you killed him 20 years ago

oh this is a life saver

Making basic storecupboard or fridge ingredients less basic and more nutritious.

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

Hear me out...... what if.... a character got hurt... and another character.... comforted them afterwards.....