iâm convinced that the ice age franchise wonât end until the squirrel that always chases after the nut gets an equally hideous girlfriend with Squirrel Tits⢠and eyelashes
noâŚ.. No
NO
No you donât understand, I have this entire developed theory about the Ice Age universe which has been cooking up in my mind and has only be reinforced by the latest 5th installment. Scrat is the god of the Ice age universe. The story began with him and the story will end with him. If there werenât hints before, in this latest installment, it becomes clear that Scratâs actions dictate what happens on Earth and to the protagonists. Yes, maybe Scartâs only goal is to get the nut, but his actions SHAPE what happens in the film. If we needed any further proof then may I point out something Buck said in the 5th film along the lines of âweâre 6 mins early! Somebody up there likes us!â That phrase is usually used to refer to a god and in this case itâs used to refer (unknowingly) to scrat!
However, there is an ALTERNATE theory that I have been working on. What if Scart isnât the god of the ice age universe, but rather, the NUT is? As i have already said, Scartâs actions shape the course of the story but what motivates Scart? Thatâs right: the nut, it is truly because of the nut that Scart does what he does that leads to the events that take place in the story. This would create an interesting metaphor here. Scrat is chasing the nut like man chases divinity. So when will the Ice Age saga end?? When Scart finally gets the nut for good. When man catches God.
i didnt even read this but im laughing at how many times scrat is typoed as scart
âwhat motivates Scart? Thatâs right: the nutâ is the funniest fucking string of words Iâve read in my life
@calocybe
