what did you do today? doesn’t matter we will all die eventually

i hate oversharing on this blue hellsite but like. what’s my alternative? talking to someone? another human? with words? i don’t fucking think so

the demon i am on a first date with: i should apologize ahead of time. see my horns are so huge and majestic that i cannot put a shirt on. i am cursed to never have a shirt on so you can always see my (large) torso. i understand that might be rude me: dang. i am sorry for your situation. we will just have to try make the best of it

what’s good about this is that our demon here COULD wear a button down, but this has clearly never occurred to them which indicates that they’re a himbo too

There actually is a challenge on twitter rn where people are doing ban speed runs on the army esports channel and it is hilarious.

once u start thinking “oh i think i need to sit down in the shower for a little while” it’s literally all down hill from there

not even a third wheel cause i dont have two friends