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see also: did you need to carry around a separate device to listen to your music with which had no speakers so if you forgot headphones you were fucked

this is metal af

Bottoms really be like this

we think Greeks were a very rational people and all until we learn about the Buphonia, an Athenian ritual where a laboring ox had to be sacrificed but at the same time, this was considered a terrible crime. so when the priest killed it with an axe, he had to throw it aside and get the fuck out of there running for his life. then the rest of the people discovered the crime scene and blamed the axe, the only one present. the axe was immediately carried before the court of the Prytaneum which charged the axe with having caused the death of the ox. sometimes it was absolved, others, it was thrown into the sea,

You cannot tell me they didn’t do all of this with a sense of humor.

I can’t believe they removed Tumblr from the app store because you were all mean to me

This is obviously sarcasm, but the fact that you’d even make this joke considering the massive amounts of blogs being deleted because of this incident shows how massively overinflated your ego is.

they had to be deleted to make more room for my ego

i like clay because i like mud plus the chance it might explode