whoa,, procrastination

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

i'm the stripper that Loves you

duuuuuude you have GOT to come out tonight we're enacting cruelty upon those who have transgressed so badly that we can justify any act against them... and you KNOW we're interpreting our delight as moral righteousness... Yeah it's fucking crazyyyyyyy get an Uber

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

age regressing to 2 years old but i was an especially erudite and articulate baby so you don't even notice

ok we can do petplay but Only if I’m the fly. If that’s ok… rubs my hands together … zzzzzz…. Hope I don’t get swatted…. Zzzzzzzzz

fucking hate texting dracula i'll send him a funny meme and he'll call me to be like "i need to take a SCREAMshot on my HELL phone" like oh my god we get it youre scary

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

dump your stupid boyfriend get your ass online and scroll past my post