you know what? why aren’t there more gay cooking shows 

I’m screaming and that’s … okay

Living Rent free for life!!!

so glad cars can’t fly people don’t even know how to drive on surfaces what would happen if they could add a third axis to their ineptitude

when are we gonna get a superhero movie where the main characters just ugly as shit, just a fucking neanderthal looking guy

doctor strange

How To Validate A Child’s Work Without Swearing and Saying “Lil Dude That’s Fuckin Sick”

Musicians should reclaim the hashtag and go back to calling it a sharp

Phone technicians should reclaim the sharp and go back to calling it the pound key

Mathematicians should reclaim the pound key and go back to calling it the number sign

Linguists should reclaim the number sign and go back to calling it an octothorp

Terminally online people should reclaim the octothorp and go back to calling it a hashtag

idiot jail for ignorant beasts

Sisyphus