Light a candle, whisper your problem to it, then say: 

“I do not give a shit. 

You can’t make me give a shit.

My last fuck has flown.”

It uses the “Witchcraft” and “Wicca” fuckin interchangeably 

It suggests you’re one dreadlock and eagle feather away from being your very own, white Shaman

It claims “Voodoo” is a super fun, spooky thing that everyone should join in on

Smudging is cool, also, has anyone seen my works cited? Oh that’s right, I didn’t make one.

If you curse, you are mustache twirling devil and the 3 fold law is gonna send your ass to witch hell 

All witches, Wiccan or not should abide by the rede or burn the hell up in the aforementioned fictional witch hell

Ignorantly throws around the word “Chakras” like fuckin mardi gras beads 

You even see the word gypsy once

Spices things up with some sacred, closed and wildly un researched Native American Spiritualism

Miscellaneous new age white person spiritualism

And here’s some Ohms.  ૐ ૐ ૐ 

I’m not sure what what they but have some more Ohms ૐ ૐ ૐ ૐ ૐ 

Spells & Recall Methods:

Past Life Spell by eclecticwiccans

Past Life Spell by spacewitchsecrets

Recollection Gris Gris by qedavathegrey

3 Steps to Remember Your Past Lives by Soul Science **

Spell to Remember a Past Life by Everything Under the Moon **

Past Life Tea Spell by thefaeriegarden

Past Life Dream Spell by cyncrow

Past Life Spell posted by phynxrizng

Retrieving Past Life Memories by sopherielspeaks

Sigils:

Sigil by intuitive-witch

Sigil by the-darkest-of-lights

Sigil by sigilathenaeum

Sigil by savingsigils

Tarot Spreads:

Past Life Spread by thecauldroncoven

A Glimpse Into Past Lives by innerselfnotes

Past Lives Spread by asmodeus-witch

Who Was I? by roulan

Past Life Connection Spread by intuitive-witch

Past Life Discovery Spread by witchella

Infinite Threads: Past Life Spread by trthspk8

Herbs and Recipes:

Fragrant Aids for Past Life Regression by Reincarnation Central **

Past Life Recall Herbal Dream Pillow by Pink Moon Goddess **

Crystals:

Crystals for Past Lives by Crystal Guidance **

7 Crystals for Past Life Regression by Tracy Fance **

Crystals for Past Life Healing by Rain Shadow Reiki **

Past Life Crystals and Stones by Reincarnation Central **

** = external links

you don’t feel like your spells are working? whatever, keep doing them. get better at it

the Gods don’t seem to talk to you? keep talking to them and giving them offerings. you’ll get better at discernment and may notice stuff you didn’t notice before

can’t visualize your energy when charging things? so what, charge more things until it clicks

tarot is frustrating and you don’t understand the cards? shit dude pretend you do. card looks scary? until you learn more, that’s Bad Shit. looks harmless? Good Shit. use your intuition.

holidays confuse you? just google who the holiday is for and wish them a happy day and offer them something. you don’t learn unless you make mistakes and half ass things.

Aces represent new beginnings.

Twos represent dualities.

Threes represent expansion and advancement.

Fours represent stability and foundations.

Fives represent chaos and uncertainty.

Sixes represent balance and equilibrium.

Sevens represent introspection and intuition.

Eights represent evaluation and evolution.

Nines represent attainment and completion.

So in case anyone was wondering this is the Ouija board I use. I print it out whenever I need it. I like using paper because if shit gets attached it is super easy to burn and also it gives the spirits an option to tell you if they are uncomfortable with your question. Feel free to save this and use it if you’d like.

weird smells

rocks everywhere

weird stains

weird candle drips

“why do we have so much salt?”

jars. everywhere.

what are those symbols and why are they painted all over the place?

dried plants

probably ants

Brighid keeps the cows,

And cows are heavy work—

She’s all shoulders, hips, and thighs,

Strong for the lifting.

Her heart remembers the son she keened for,

And so does her belly.

 -

Stretch marks strike across Hera’s skin,

Lightning tattoos,

Fitting symbols of eternal loyalty.

Forever marked a wife, a mother,

Not a marble statue.

- 

On the shores of her birthplace,

Aphrodite comes up dripping,

Breasts heavy, hips rolling like waves.

In Mauritania she overflows:

Fat (no hiding from that word,

No shame)

Cascades from her arms,

Rolls over her middle,

Puckers her thighs.

On every beach she has cellulite—

She is goddess of beauty,

Not goddess of the impossible.

Everywhere, she is adored.

 -

Inanna, Queen of Heaven,

Feels no need to diminish herself