putting 'pun' in interpunction since ????

Reblog to animatedly boop your followers

sorry boss can't come in today i was on my way to work and then a gentle spring breeze kissed my cheek and reminded me it is a serious thing just to be alive on this fresh morning in this broken world

As an adult I think me and all my friends should all have matching schedules and work like 20 hours a week and also everyone lives within 15 minutes of each other why is that so much to ask

Bruh what if we lived together 😳😳😳and had a garden😳😳😳😳

“dragons aren’t real” wrong! they exist and we are friends on tumblr

grab your nonbinary unspecified body part and do something vague to it

come with me hold my hand. listen. the age gap is sometimes part of why the ship is so good. that’s okay. god isn’t going to smite you for liking an age gap relationship between fictional characters. go now. be free from the mind prison you’ve locked yourself in

writing was invented for administrative purposes so really any other use of it is a perversion of the form

I feel like a lot of people engaging in torture are not treating their victims as if they could have blood borne pathogens 🤔

Is what my wife said apropo of nothing as we were silently drifting off to sleep

people will describe their incredibly nebulous sexuality to you that they’ve never been able to define and the whole time you’re thinking that sounds like bisexuality brother

you're telling me this hole is significant to the plot?