this place is best shunned and left uninhabited

Literally amazing that there’s a predator that goes “mrrp” and you’re allowed to have one in your house

You know Tevye is a perfectly ordinary not that uncommon name but if you named a fictional character Tevye everyone would expect him to bidi bidi bom

IF ☝️ he were a wealthy man

I don’t want to survive off the generosity of strangers for the rest of my life I want a functioning social safety net for disabled people

Have got to get over myself today shit sucks but there's joy where you look for it etc

Easy af to say until its noon and im already out of energy stuck scrolling thru reddit and Tumblr all day for the umpteenth day jn a row

It’s so sad that students are now relying so heavily on AI for writing essays because they’re missing out on the best part of writing an essay which is when you’re a few paragraphs in and you just reach that flow state where your thought process becomes one with the essay and you’re slamming the keys so hard that you’re on the verge of destroying your laptop. I used to get high off of that shit

i am just moved by everything now. i'm porous and everything gets inside me

This is a professional shitpost roleplay.

I’m crying becuase this is something I’ve never seen before, something original of that era of the Muppets with both Oz and Henson working on one of my favorite movies, but also becuase this is the funniest thing I have seen in mONTHS.

I have had a lot of evil people say to me that nothing taste as good as skinny feels and every time im like no im pretty sure food tastes really super good actually

meowth voice: today I’m takin james to da clinic to get an aboition